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Epic Adds Integrated Horoscope Content to Decision Support

Epic today signed an exclusive license with the International Society for Astrological Research (ISAR) to provide integrated horoscope and synastry content for use within EpicCare. The codified rules will allow physicians to make better care decisions, especially in determining the best time for surgery and health personnel compatibility. The Society will also provide daily horoscopes for MyChart users.

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