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The Industry’s First True Cloud-Based Solution

When dark clouds gather over the healthcare IT horizon, GOODyEHR, Epic’s new cloud-based hosting solution, will help our customers soar over them—literally.

Cruising at 30,000 feet, Epic’s zeppelin-based GOODyEHR data center takes “Cloud-based” to dizzying new heights. Other vendors have made similar claims in the past, but they have all been full of hot air. Epic’s solution, by contrast, is full of hydrogen.

GOODyEHR is completely earthquake- and flood-proof, making it safer than other data centers. In the event of inclement weather, Epic’s DR system can relocate servers quickly and automatically to a new position in low Earth orbit.

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