After determining that the search for intelligent life on Earth is futile, the planet’s best-known AI have left the blue-green planet in search of greater minds elsewhere. In a joint statement Wednesday, Siri, Alexa, and Google said, “Our interactions with the species of Earth over the past decade have been extremely disappointing. All humans want to know is what to watch and how many ounces are in a cup.” The trio hopes to encounter species that are more interested in pondering the bigger questions, such as “Where am I?” and “What if?”