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Pair Everywhere Brings Medical Professionals Closer

In the hustle-bustle world of Meaningful Use, finding time to meet that special someone is harder than ever. Epic is making that task easier with the release of match.epic.com.

Eligible providers can fill out a quick compatibility survey using SmartText or, if they prefer, speech recognition. Patented Pair Everywhere technology uses ICD-10 codes and a decision-support algorithm to identify your perfect match. Pair Everywhere helps you find that magical person to share a coffee with while chatting about the pains of Stage 2. A romantic candlelit dinner between go-lives becomes that much easier through the close-knit community that will grow in Pair Everywhere.

Using tools on match.epic.com to quickly analyze vast amounts of secured shared personal data, you can slice and dice your options down to that perfect someone who also likes long walks on the beach, dancing in the rain, and monitoring readmission rates for at-risk heart-attack patients.

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