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Epic Offers Training Course in Cow Chip Throwing, Suggests You Duck

In an effort to promote a balanced lifestyle of physical fitness and social exploration, Epic will offer weekend chip-tossing courses to staff. Use of local “resources” from Epic’s on-site farm is being lauded by environmentalists.

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