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Epic Offers Organic, Home-Grown Carrots as an ARRA Alternative for Docs

In an effort to augment the metaphorical “carrot” presented to physicians by recent stimulus legislation, Epic has released its own line of deliciously crisp root vegetables. Strategic plans are not in the works for a “stick” product, however.

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