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Company Reveals Plans to Go Public

Epic announced today, via public relations firm Chase Billings, its intention to issue an initial public offering of Epic stock this summer.

Sachman Golds will underwrite the deal, which it says will raise enough funds to cover the accountants the company will need to hire. An Epic spokesperson said, “This seemed like a propitious date for the announcement.”

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